I have been informed by the publicity for the film 2012 that, according to the Mayans, the world will be destroyed by earthquakes in (amazingly) 2012. I can't verify this of course since I am not Mayan, but I am sure that they know what they're talking about. Well, at least they might be right. By coincidence.

But did you know that...

According to the Catholics, Thomas the Tank Engine will be boiled by the Illuminati when Microsoft buy Google